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[crow caws]
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FRANKIE: Out here in the middle,
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there's nothing a
parent looks forward to
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like our kids coming home
from college for the summer.
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Get this crap out of my doorway.
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Oh, come on, Mom.
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I only have a week till
I ship off to Dollywood.
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- [door closes]
- This is my vacation.
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Yeah, we just had finals.
We got to recharge.
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When am I supposed to recharge?
I've been empty for years.
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You can recharge once we're grown.
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For now, would you mind
quick grabbing me a pop?
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Wow. I thought she loved us.
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Okay, guys, this is not how it's gonna go.
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I am not stepping over Mount Craperest
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every time I want to get into the house.
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I am tired, and I need
you to get off your butts
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and move your stuff now.
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- [both groan]
- God, fine!
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Do you know there's, like, three
other ways to get into the house?
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There's the back door, the garage,
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the chimney.
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Hello?
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Did you already forget
what I asked you to do?
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[both sigh]
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Hi, Mrs. Hilsabeck.
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Graduation's coming up,
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and I just want to get some parameters
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on my valedictorian speech.
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Don't worry. I'm gonna steer
clear of any political issues.
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Eh, except maybe library hours.
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I'm not ready to give up that fight.
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Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, Brick,
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but I don't know that you're
a shoo-in for valedictorian.
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Last I heard, it was still
between you and another student.
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So who is it?
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It's against school policy
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to give out that kind of information.
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Of course.
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And I would never ask you to
do anything against such policy.
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So I'm just gonna leave this
dollar bill here on the counter,
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and if it finds its
way into your coin purse
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and the information mysteriously
ends up in my locker...
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...so be it.
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Oh, my God. What is with Mom?
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Like our stuff is so offensive
to her all of a sudden.
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That woman runs on anger. It's her fuel.
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- Mm-hmm.
- [cellphone buzzes]
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Oh! He-hey! Awesome.
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There's a house party at Mando's tonight.
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Mm.
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Thinking I might head over around 10:00.
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Okay, Axl, I know I'm staying in your room,
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but I don't need to
know your whole schedule.
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And FYI, you don't need to
announce your farts, either.
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I'm being polite.
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Anyways, I was seeing
if you wanted to come,
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a decision I'm already starting to regret.
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You're inviting me to a party?! [chuckles]
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Wait. What's your game?
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I just took a wild guess and assumed
you weren't up to anything tonight.
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Thought you might want to come with.
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- But if you're gonna be all Sue about it...
- No.
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No, no, no, no. I'll come.
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I'll totally come. I'm cool.
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I'm down. I'm dope.
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I won't talk like that
at the party, I promise.
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Brick may have gotten all A's,
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but he definitely flunked bribing.
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So he had to find out for himself
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who his competition was.
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Hey, Sang-woo, I was just wondering,
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how'd you do on that potato clock
we had to make for science last week?
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I got a "B."
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I haven't told my mom yet.
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Ooh, tough break.
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[sighs]
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[sobbing]
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I'm sorry. Are those tears
of happiness or sadness?
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[sobbing] I only got an A-minus!
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Excuse me.
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Irwin, how'd you do on that history test?
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SUE: Oh, my God. That party was amazing.
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Definitely one of the top 10
Orson parties I've ever been to.
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And not just only 'cause I've been to four.
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Oh, and that diner! Oh, my God.
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I have never had pancakes
at 2:00 in the morning.
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Was it breakfast? Was
it dinner? I don't know!
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- Oh! Geez!
- [gasps]
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Can somebody tell me why I'm
paying for cellphones every month
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when nobody's gonna use them?
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What? What are you talking about?
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Do you guys ever look at your phones?
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I've been trying to get
ahold of you since midnight.
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Oh, that's a lot of texts.
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My thumbs are tired
from the amount of times
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I've tried to get ahold of you two.
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Why? Is everything okay?
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No, everything is not okay.
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Where the hell have you been?
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At a party. You knew that.
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And then we went to get pancakes.
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What's going on?
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Why is that one yelling about pancakes?
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It's 2:00 in the morning
and your kids just got home.
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You're just getting home now?
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They didn't call. They didn't text.
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Oh, my God.
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You're acting like I have a curfew!
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I'm over 21!
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I'm old enough to die for our country!
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Don't worry. I'll save you the trip.
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Did it even cross your mind
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that your mom and I might
be worried about you?
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You weren't even up!
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Your hair's all funny. You
were obviously sleeping.
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What, are you a lawyer now?
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Hey, don't try to deflect the attention
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away from what you did.
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You were out all night, we
didn't know where you were...
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So? At school we stay out all night.
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You don't know where we are.
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I hate to break it to you, Mom,
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but sometimes I stay
out really late,
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and sometimes I don't come home at all.
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[gasps] Audible gasp!
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SUE: Yeah. I've been
out late at school, too,
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and not all of them were fire drills.
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MIKE: Look, you may do whatever you want
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when you're up at school
and we can't see you,
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but as long as you're
staying under our roof,
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you're gonna follow our rules.
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You are really pulling
out the classics now, Dad.
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Why don't you, uh, shake your fist
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and throw out a, uh, "Because I said so"?
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It's common courtesy.
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Do you think your dad and
I would stay out all night
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without letting each other
know where we're going?
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You guys don't go anywhere!
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Because you've sucked the life out of us!
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What are you so worried about?
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Do you think I'm gonna, like,
end up in a ditch somewhere?
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I make good choices.
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Tonight the waitress asked if
I wanted another chocolate milk,
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and I said no!
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You'll get it when you have
kids of your own someday.
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Yes, I know.
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Classics are classics for a reason.
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And here's another one...
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Your new curfew is 10:00.
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Pbht! Whatever.
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[scoffs]
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At least take something from the pi...
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Whatever.
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I can't believe this.
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I've gone to all the top
valedictorian contenders,
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and I can't figure out who it is.
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I've checked with the nerds,
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the orchestra, robotics, mathletes,
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the students who organized
the no-name-calling week.
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- I'm ahead of everybody.
- Yeah.
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I'm just kind of here until
Mrs. Hilsabeck gets back.
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They gave her the wrong sandwich at Panera.
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Oh, we glorify how many
basketball reboundings
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the jocks get in a game, but...
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Wait. You're alone here?
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You can look up who my nemesis is.
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If you need convincing, I've
got a dollar here that...
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No, I'll do it.
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Oh.
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It's me.
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What's the matter, Brick?
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Have you ever just wanted something so bad
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and you didn't get it?
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Uh, yeah.
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I hate to brag, but I'm kind of an expert.
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Well, Cindy and I are
tied for valedictorian,
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and it's all gonna come down
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to who does better on our geometry final.
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I mean, I've dreamed of being
valedictorian since I was a kid.
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You know, finally being cool.
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But now I guess I'm gonna have
to give it up for my girlfriend.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Are you saying you have to let
Cindy win because she's a girl?
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Is it harder for women?
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Sure.
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But we can succeed on our own merits,
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thank you very much.
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And we will never earn true equality
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if men keep propagating
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this "chauvinism in the guise
of chivalry" way of thinking.
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Do you want me to get
my Gloria Steinem book?
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It's just right over there in the pile.
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No, no. You've convinced me.
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I get what you're saying.
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I just need to man up and
kick butt on this test.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You are going to woman up,
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because I am going to help you.
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Flash cards, quizzes, whatever it takes.
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I am not going to leave your
side for the next two days.
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- Hm!
- Hey, Sue!
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There's another party tonight.
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I would stay, but Axl is being
so nice to me right now,
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I feel like I've got to go.
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We sold almost 3,000
grilled-cheese sandwiches.
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Axl! Axl, it's almost 10:00. We got to go.
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Remember that time my car
broke down and I missed curfew?
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I ended up getting hives.
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Oh, my God. Chill.
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That 10:00 curfew thing was not real.
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That was just Dad trying to scare us.
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I don't know. He sounded pretty serious.
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We won that argument.
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Dad said, "10:00," then I said, "Whatever."
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There's no coming back from "whatever."
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When you say "whatever," you've won.
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- Who won?
- I did.
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You fell asleep, and I
switched over to "Cake Boss."
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What time is it?
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Uh... 12:00.
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Are the kids home?
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Nope, they're still out.
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What? I said be home by 10:00.
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Oh, come on. Nobody thought that was real.
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We never really resolved it.
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I mean, Axl did say, "Whatever."
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Right. You only say "whatever"
when you don't have a comeback.
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When you say "whatever," you've lost.
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Wait. You were serious?
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Oh, I thought you were
all like, "Rrrrrgh! 10:00!
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No big drinks at the movies!"
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Why are you so calm about this?
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You were the one that
was all worked up before,
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and all of a sudden you're fine with it?
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'Cause I know they left
the party an hour ago,
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went to Tally's Diner, and
now they're on their way home.
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Oh. They texted you?
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- No.
- Call?
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Huh-unh.
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I'm gonna tell you something,
but you got to be cool about it.
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[whispering] I'm tracking them.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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I found an app where you can
track someone through their phone
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if they have the same
friends-and-family plan.
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So now I know their
whereabouts at all times.
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You're spying on the kids?
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Well, you call it spying,
I call it peace of mind.
254
00:08:46,271 --> 00:08:49,239
Now I don't have to worry
'cause I can see where they are.
255
00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:51,608
It's just... There's no
arguing. It's a lot easier.
256
00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:54,110
It's kind of like when I
used to sneak into Axl's room
257
00:08:54,112 --> 00:08:55,912
and cut his hair a little each night.
258
00:08:55,914 --> 00:08:57,847
That did save a lot of screaming.
259
00:08:57,849 --> 00:08:58,915
Yeah, see?
260
00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:00,550
I just follow each of
their dots on the map.
261
00:09:00,552 --> 00:09:02,552
- That's them right there?
- Mm-hmm.
262
00:09:02,554 --> 00:09:06,156
Yeah, they should be pulling
into the driveway just about...
263
00:09:06,158 --> 00:09:07,490
now.
264
00:09:07,492 --> 00:09:08,792
[grunts]
265
00:09:12,797 --> 00:09:14,564
Hey.
266
00:09:14,566 --> 00:09:15,932
I wanted to come home right away,
267
00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:17,634
but Axl made me stop
for biscuits and gravy.
268
00:09:17,636 --> 00:09:19,869
That's fine. I'm cool.
269
00:09:19,871 --> 00:09:21,471
270
00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,473
Yep, I was cool,
271
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,475
but Mike... not so much.
272
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:29,846
Hey, Axl, I need you to pick me
up a taco from the taco place.
273
00:09:29,848 --> 00:09:32,315
What do you mean you're
not anywhere near there?
274
00:09:32,317 --> 00:09:33,483
Are you sure?
275
00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:36,553
You sure you're not .2 miles from there?
276
00:09:36,555 --> 00:09:38,521
No?
277
00:09:38,523 --> 00:09:39,689
All right.
278
00:09:39,691 --> 00:09:40,623
[telephone beeps]
279
00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:41,891
Look at this.
280
00:09:41,893 --> 00:09:43,860
He is right next to Taco Jason's,
281
00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,962
but he can't get the old man a taco?
282
00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:48,498
I drove up to his school last
week to bring him a chair,
283
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,266
but he can't pick me up a damn taco?
284
00:09:50,268 --> 00:09:51,668
[clicks tongue] Not cool.
285
00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:53,002
He's gonna be hearing about this.
286
00:09:53,004 --> 00:09:54,737
No, he's not going to be hearing anything,
287
00:09:54,739 --> 00:09:56,673
because you don't know
about the dot, remember?
288
00:09:56,675 --> 00:09:59,175
Now, I've got a bean-and-cheese
burrito in the freezer
289
00:09:59,177 --> 00:10:01,077
I've been hiding under the bag of peas.
290
00:10:01,079 --> 00:10:04,347
It's yours if you don't blow this.
291
00:10:04,349 --> 00:10:06,883
292
00:10:06,885 --> 00:10:09,619
[sighs] Hey, Cindy.
293
00:10:09,621 --> 00:10:12,055
I know we're in an awkward situation.
294
00:10:12,057 --> 00:10:14,524
I-I think the only right thing to do
295
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,826
is for both of us to just give it our all.
296
00:10:16,828 --> 00:10:19,395
Thank you, Brick. That means a lot to me.
297
00:10:19,397 --> 00:10:21,130
I just want you to know...
298
00:10:21,132 --> 00:10:23,032
and I've never said this before...
299
00:10:24,168 --> 00:10:25,502
...I love you.
300
00:10:25,504 --> 00:10:28,961
301
00:10:32,188 --> 00:10:34,077
Hey, could you grab me a pop?
302
00:10:34,079 --> 00:10:35,745
Oh, sorry. Can't.
303
00:10:35,747 --> 00:10:38,181
I'm not anywhere near the pop.
304
00:10:39,216 --> 00:10:40,750
[door opens]
305
00:10:40,752 --> 00:10:42,218
She loves me!
306
00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:45,722
[clattering]
307
00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:48,391
Can you believe it,
Axl? She finally said it.
308
00:10:48,393 --> 00:10:51,327
It was like listening to Shakespeare
read from his greatest works,
309
00:10:51,329 --> 00:10:53,563
but, you know, hotter.
310
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,498
Oh, Brick.
311
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,334
Sweet, dear, innocent Brick.
312
00:10:58,336 --> 00:10:59,235
Have a seat.
313
00:11:02,606 --> 00:11:04,073
Now, uh...
314
00:11:04,075 --> 00:11:06,342
don't you find Cindy's timing
a little... [inhales sharply]
315
00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:07,376
curious?
316
00:11:07,378 --> 00:11:09,045
What do you mean?
317
00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:11,414
Well, what are you
thinking about right now?
318
00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:12,882
How much she loves me.
319
00:11:12,884 --> 00:11:14,250
What are you not thinking about?
320
00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:16,419
Death, the futility of the universe...
321
00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:17,787
that's always simmering at a low boil.
322
00:11:17,789 --> 00:11:18,921
No.
323
00:11:18,923 --> 00:11:20,923
What you're not thinking
about is your test.
324
00:11:20,925 --> 00:11:22,391
Hmm?
325
00:11:22,393 --> 00:11:25,428
That little minx... Oh-ho. She is good.
326
00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:26,729
Maybe she should be valedictorian.
327
00:11:26,731 --> 00:11:27,797
She got in your head, Brick.
328
00:11:27,799 --> 00:11:29,065
She's building a condo in there.
329
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,734
She's hanging pictures
of her as valedictorian.
330
00:11:31,736 --> 00:11:34,137
My brother, she played you.
331
00:11:34,139 --> 00:11:36,572
I can't believe I didn't see it.
332
00:11:36,574 --> 00:11:38,241
Feel like such a fool.
333
00:11:38,243 --> 00:11:40,109
Don't worry. I am here to help.
334
00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:42,612
Now, I myself have
never been valedictorian,
335
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,480
but I did do something much harder.
336
00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:46,482
I dated them. Yeah.
337
00:11:46,484 --> 00:11:48,084
They may be smart, but they're still girls.
338
00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:50,486
So if Cindy's gonna play a game
with you, you play one right back.
339
00:11:50,488 --> 00:11:51,921
- When's the test?
- Tomorrow.
340
00:11:51,923 --> 00:11:54,123
Before the test, you're
gonna walk up to her
341
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,324
and speak the four words
342
00:11:55,326 --> 00:11:57,493
that strike fear into the
heart of every woman...
343
00:11:57,495 --> 00:11:59,462
we need to talk.
344
00:11:59,464 --> 00:12:00,663
[gasps]
345
00:12:00,665 --> 00:12:02,331
- What do we need to talk about?
- Who cares?
346
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,699
That's what she's gonna be worrying about.
347
00:12:03,701 --> 00:12:05,034
Meanwhile, you're in her head,
348
00:12:05,036 --> 00:12:07,703
building your own condo with
a big, geeky library in it.
349
00:12:07,705 --> 00:12:10,239
Oh. I like this plan.
350
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:11,474
Yeah, she'll be so worried,
351
00:12:11,476 --> 00:12:13,409
thinking about what you
want to talk to her about,
352
00:12:13,411 --> 00:12:15,511
she won't be able to focus,
she'll do bad on the test,
353
00:12:15,513 --> 00:12:16,712
and... boom... you're valedictorian.
354
00:12:16,714 --> 00:12:17,713
King of the nerds.
355
00:12:17,715 --> 00:12:19,782
Or, uh, president of the nerds.
356
00:12:19,784 --> 00:12:21,450
Or... nerd overlord?
357
00:12:22,419 --> 00:12:24,554
Anyway, you're that guy. Want a refill?
358
00:12:24,556 --> 00:12:26,889
Nah, I'm good.
359
00:12:26,891 --> 00:12:27,990
All right.
360
00:12:27,992 --> 00:12:31,894
361
00:12:31,896 --> 00:12:33,229
Good luck, Brick.
362
00:12:33,231 --> 00:12:34,497
Good luck to you.
363
00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:36,899
Oh, and, Cindy,
364
00:12:36,901 --> 00:12:39,101
we need to talk.
365
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:39,969
Why?
366
00:12:39,971 --> 00:12:41,103
Okay.
367
00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:43,739
And begin.
368
00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:45,775
369
00:12:51,682 --> 00:12:53,749
[pencil tip snaps]
370
00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:57,486
371
00:12:57,488 --> 00:12:58,621
Look at this.
372
00:12:58,623 --> 00:12:59,956
Axl's gonna be late for
work at Little Betty.
373
00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:01,958
I told him when he was
leaving he was gonna be late,
374
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,392
and now he's stopping at Cinnabon.
375
00:13:03,394 --> 00:13:05,394
He's coming in late, he's
eating at the competition...
376
00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:06,729
What's with this kid?
377
00:13:06,731 --> 00:13:09,532
Okay, you're getting a little
crazy with this tracking app.
378
00:13:09,534 --> 00:13:11,601
I mean, the whole week you've
been glued to your phone.
379
00:13:11,603 --> 00:13:13,236
You're like a giant
12-year-old girl.
380
00:13:13,238 --> 00:13:16,439
Just be cool. Loosen the reins a bit.
381
00:13:16,441 --> 00:13:17,573
Eh.
382
00:13:17,575 --> 00:13:18,808
Hey. I'm home.
383
00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:20,243
Hey. How was the movie?
384
00:13:20,245 --> 00:13:22,745
How'd you know I went to a movie?
385
00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:27,216
I don't know. You must've told me.
386
00:13:27,218 --> 00:13:28,184
No.
387
00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:29,452
Brad and I went to lunch,
388
00:13:29,454 --> 00:13:31,387
and then we decided to
see a movie last-minute.
389
00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:34,891
Well, y-you're at Sbarro's.
The theater's right by there.
390
00:13:34,893 --> 00:13:36,425
How did you know I was at Sbarro?
391
00:13:36,427 --> 00:13:37,960
You said you were at the theater.
392
00:13:37,962 --> 00:13:40,663
I figured you'd obviously go to Sbarro's.
393
00:13:40,665 --> 00:13:42,031
It's the only good Italian in town.
394
00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:43,432
It only makes sense. You know what?
395
00:13:43,434 --> 00:13:44,667
We're glad you had a good time.
396
00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:46,202
- J...
- Bye.
397
00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:48,204
Okay, that's it. You're off the project.
398
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,438
You're a security risk.
399
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,173
I'm not gonna let you
jeopardize this whole operation
400
00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:52,141
with your loose lips.
401
00:13:52,143 --> 00:13:54,410
Okay, you know what? Fine. I'm out.
402
00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:55,811
I knew this was wrong in the first place.
403
00:13:55,813 --> 00:13:57,346
Dads aren't supposed
to know what's going on.
404
00:13:57,348 --> 00:14:00,082
We like being in the dark.
405
00:14:00,084 --> 00:14:01,617
Let me know when the
kids are getting married.
406
00:14:01,619 --> 00:14:03,653
407
00:14:06,957 --> 00:14:08,724
[sighs]
408
00:14:08,726 --> 00:14:09,859
Hit me.
409
00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:13,963
- Tough day?
- The worst.
410
00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:16,132
I did terrible on my geometry test.
411
00:14:16,134 --> 00:14:19,135
Cindy completely distracted
me by showing some skin.
412
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:20,603
What'd she do? Show some leg?
413
00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:23,539
Nope. Ears. They're beautiful.
414
00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:25,107
Those things have never seen the sun.
415
00:14:25,109 --> 00:14:27,777
I couldn't think of congruent triangles...
416
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,845
only those damn porcelain ears.
417
00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:30,980
You're an ear man.
418
00:14:30,982 --> 00:14:32,481
That's, uh...
419
00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:33,716
really weird.
420
00:14:33,718 --> 00:14:34,951
But, hey, it's not like
421
00:14:34,953 --> 00:14:36,419
you're the first guy to
be brought down by a woman.
422
00:14:36,421 --> 00:14:38,087
That goes all the way
back to Greek mythology.
423
00:14:38,089 --> 00:14:39,288
There's, uh...
424
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,023
Janet of Troy,
425
00:14:41,025 --> 00:14:44,193
um, Achilles' heel... that has
something to do with a woman.
426
00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:46,529
And I think we have
winter 'cause of a woman.
427
00:14:46,531 --> 00:14:49,832
Hey, the school posted the scores.
428
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:51,867
I got a 99%.
429
00:14:51,869 --> 00:14:53,970
Wait. What if Cindy got 100%?
430
00:14:53,972 --> 00:14:55,371
I got to know.
431
00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:56,539
Who else?
432
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,708
There's, um, the Beatles.
And the Flintstones.
433
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:01,110
- Wilma messed Fred up pretty good.
- [cellphone vibrates]
434
00:15:01,112 --> 00:15:04,180
She got a 98%! I'm the valedictorian!
435
00:15:04,182 --> 00:15:06,649
All hail the nerdiest in the land!
436
00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:08,250
This one is on the house.
437
00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:09,385
Ha-ha!
438
00:15:09,387 --> 00:15:11,754
439
00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,923
I'll tell ya, with
Mike off the case,
440
00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:16,025
things were running a lot smoother.
441
00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:18,861
The kids were at a
party 7.6 miles away,
442
00:15:18,863 --> 00:15:20,529
and everything was fine.
443
00:15:20,531 --> 00:15:22,898
Have you been watching
the dots? Sue's in a ditch.
444
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,367
What are you talking about?
445
00:15:24,369 --> 00:15:26,002
The app... it's saying Sue is in a ditch.
446
00:15:26,004 --> 00:15:27,837
You said you had this.
What if I hadn't checked?
447
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,872
All right, calm down
a second. Are you sure?
448
00:15:29,874 --> 00:15:31,407
Look at the dots.
449
00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:33,075
It says Axl's in some house
450
00:15:33,077 --> 00:15:35,578
and Sue's over there
by the side of the road.
451
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,847
Okay, that's a ditch... next to a dump.
452
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,515
Oh, my God. Did you call the kids?
453
00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:40,916
Yeah, neither one's picking up.
454
00:15:40,918 --> 00:15:42,251
Where you going?
455
00:15:42,253 --> 00:15:43,252
I'm going to the ditch.
456
00:15:43,254 --> 00:15:44,353
All right, I'm coming, too.
457
00:15:44,355 --> 00:15:45,521
Just give me a minute to put on a bra.
458
00:15:45,523 --> 00:15:46,622
There's no time for that.
459
00:15:46,624 --> 00:15:47,656
Fine. Then we'll take my car.
460
00:15:47,658 --> 00:15:49,174
I have a bra in it.
461
00:15:52,115 --> 00:15:53,875
Oh, my God.
462
00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:56,098
Three amazing Orson parties in one week.
463
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,967
This is what Oscar season must
feel like for Jennifer Lawrence.
464
00:15:58,969 --> 00:16:01,670
That's weird. Why are all the lights on?
465
00:16:01,672 --> 00:16:03,739
Mom? Dad?
466
00:16:03,741 --> 00:16:06,208
Pbht!
467
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,010
Well, they couldn't have gone anywhere.
468
00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:09,211
Mom's purse is here.
469
00:16:09,213 --> 00:16:11,380
They're not in their bedroom,
and Mom's car is gone,
470
00:16:11,382 --> 00:16:13,382
but the doughnut place closes at midnight,
471
00:16:13,384 --> 00:16:14,450
so where would she be?
472
00:16:14,452 --> 00:16:16,085
[sighs] Where could they have gone?
473
00:16:16,087 --> 00:16:18,921
God, Mom and Dad are always on our case
474
00:16:18,923 --> 00:16:21,123
about letting someone know
if you're gonna be out late,
475
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:24,326
and... Oh-ho-ho-ho...
All right.
476
00:16:24,328 --> 00:16:25,527
I see what they're doing.
477
00:16:25,529 --> 00:16:27,262
A little dose of our own medicine.
478
00:16:27,264 --> 00:16:29,965
Okay. [chuckles]
479
00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:32,334
You can come out now.
480
00:16:34,104 --> 00:16:36,138
This is getting freaky. I'm gonna call.
481
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,039
Where did they go?
482
00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:38,207
I'll tell you where they are.
483
00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:39,074
What are you doing?
484
00:16:39,076 --> 00:16:40,509
I got an app so I can track them.
485
00:16:40,511 --> 00:16:41,543
Oh, my God.
486
00:16:41,545 --> 00:16:43,112
You do worry about Mom and Dad.
487
00:16:43,114 --> 00:16:43,912
Eugh. Barf.
488
00:16:43,914 --> 00:16:45,347
I just use it so I know
489
00:16:45,349 --> 00:16:47,082
when it's safe to come home
and throw a party in the house
490
00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:48,951
or soak in their tube
or steal some deli meats.
491
00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:50,586
She's not picking up.
492
00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:52,921
That's weird.
493
00:16:52,923 --> 00:16:54,423
It says they're in a ditch.
494
00:16:54,425 --> 00:16:55,491
What?!
495
00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:56,558
Oh, no.
496
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,926
I saw this story online
497
00:16:57,928 --> 00:17:00,896
about bored people who kidnap
and murder random victims
498
00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:02,064
just for kicks.
499
00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:04,333
They're horrible. They kill for thrills.
500
00:17:04,335 --> 00:17:05,501
They're thrill killers!
501
00:17:05,503 --> 00:17:06,568
No way.
502
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:07,803
No one would ever want Mom and Dad.
503
00:17:07,805 --> 00:17:09,671
That is not true. Mom is really cute.
504
00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:11,206
Someone would totally want to kill her!
505
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,442
- Okay, let's go.
- Okay.
506
00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:14,977
507
00:17:14,979 --> 00:17:17,012
Axl? Sue?!
508
00:17:17,014 --> 00:17:19,181
I don't like this. Should we call 911?
509
00:17:19,183 --> 00:17:21,150
[brakes squeal]
510
00:17:21,152 --> 00:17:22,117
AXL: Found them!
511
00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:24,219
Mom! Oh, Mom!
512
00:17:24,221 --> 00:17:26,622
Oh, my God. You're okay. Oh.
513
00:17:26,624 --> 00:17:27,623
MIKE: What the hell?
514
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,191
Why don't you answer your damn phone?
515
00:17:29,193 --> 00:17:30,759
Why don't you answer your phone?
516
00:17:30,761 --> 00:17:32,294
We were worried sick about you.
517
00:17:32,296 --> 00:17:33,796
What are you doing out here
in the middle of the night?
518
00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:36,198
Looking for you. Why
weren't you in the ditch?
519
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,033
The dot says you're in the ditch.
520
00:17:38,035 --> 00:17:40,335
- What?
- Oh, my God. Are you tracking us?
521
00:17:40,337 --> 00:17:42,304
This is such an invasion of privacy.
522
00:17:42,306 --> 00:17:44,139
This is America. I could sue you.
523
00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:45,407
How did you know where we were?
524
00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:47,342
Axl's been tracking you
on his phone for years.
525
00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:49,511
He's also the reason the
lunch meat goes down so fast.
526
00:17:49,513 --> 00:17:52,247
Okay, yes, but as the oldest child,
527
00:17:52,249 --> 00:17:55,818
it is my responsibility
to keep tabs on you guys.
528
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:57,986
As people get older, they wander off.
529
00:17:57,988 --> 00:18:00,689
The real lesson here is
you still don't trust us.
530
00:18:00,691 --> 00:18:03,025
I thought we settled
this. I said, "Whatever."
531
00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:05,194
We thought Sue was in a ditch,
and we came to the rescue.
532
00:18:05,196 --> 00:18:06,695
I'm not going to apologize for that.
533
00:18:06,697 --> 00:18:09,498
Well, maybe your phone is wrong,
or maybe you're misreading it.
534
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,534
No offense, but your typeface is
already set as big as it can go.
535
00:18:12,536 --> 00:18:13,702
Well, this wouldn't be the first time
536
00:18:13,704 --> 00:18:15,070
you weren't where you
said you were gonna be.
537
00:18:15,072 --> 00:18:16,071
That's right.
538
00:18:16,073 --> 00:18:17,072
Dad has been tracking you all week.
539
00:18:17,074 --> 00:18:18,440
[gasps] Dad?
540
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,375
Hey, the tracking was your mom's idea.
541
00:18:20,377 --> 00:18:22,177
You want to talk about
saying you're in one place
542
00:18:22,179 --> 00:18:23,545
when you're really in another,
543
00:18:23,547 --> 00:18:25,314
Miss I'm at Curves when I'm
really at Cracker Barrel.
544
00:18:25,316 --> 00:18:26,615
[gasps] Yeah, well, I know that
545
00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:28,550
sometimes you sit in your
car at the end of the street
546
00:18:28,552 --> 00:18:30,285
for half an hour before
you come home at night.
547
00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:32,254
Yeah, I understood it
when the kids were little,
548
00:18:32,256 --> 00:18:33,922
but now it's becoming a little personal.
549
00:18:33,924 --> 00:18:36,358
Seems like neither of you are
capable of trusting anyone.
550
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,627
Well, if you two would give
us a reason to trust you,
551
00:18:38,629 --> 00:18:41,096
we wouldn't have to run around
in the middle of the night,
552
00:18:41,098 --> 00:18:42,431
looking for you in a ditch.
553
00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:43,465
We were never in a ditch!
554
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:45,534
Your app sucks. You phone froze...
555
00:18:45,536 --> 00:18:47,302
- I just want to know where everyone is.
- Well, it worked when you were at Cinnabon.
556
00:18:47,304 --> 00:18:49,471
Everyone should have more
than one gigabyte of data.
557
00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:50,572
When does it end?!
558
00:18:50,574 --> 00:18:52,107
It ends now.
559
00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:53,775
These things are ruining us.
560
00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:55,477
They don't make people worry less.
561
00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:56,645
They make you worry more.
562
00:18:56,647 --> 00:18:58,313
Used to be you didn't worry the whole time
563
00:18:58,315 --> 00:18:59,681
somebody was out at night.
564
00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:02,351
You just said a prayer,
went to bed, and that was it.
565
00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:04,253
If they weren't there in the
morning, then you would worry.
566
00:19:04,255 --> 00:19:06,154
We're done with the tracking.
567
00:19:06,156 --> 00:19:09,124
I'm gonna get these apps
off all of these phones.
568
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:12,828
Axl, get these apps off all of our phones.
569
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:15,864
It doesn't matter how many
apps they come up with.
570
00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:17,733
They're never gonna come up with one
571
00:19:17,735 --> 00:19:19,334
that makes you stop worrying,
572
00:19:19,336 --> 00:19:22,538
because that's the price
you pay for loving people.
573
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,906
574
00:19:23,908 --> 00:19:26,041
At least with Brick
making valedictorian,
575
00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:27,876
we didn't have to worry about him.
576
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:29,311
Cindy, can I just say...
577
00:19:29,313 --> 00:19:31,547
Huh.
578
00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:33,382
I got 101%.
579
00:19:33,384 --> 00:19:36,485
Wait. Wait. You told me you got a 98%.
580
00:19:36,487 --> 00:19:37,486
I did.
581
00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:39,288
I guess I got the extra credit.
582
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,890
What extra credit? There's no extra credit.
583
00:19:41,892 --> 00:19:43,091
Yeah, on the back.
584
00:19:45,628 --> 00:19:48,664
"Write three sentences about
any book you've ever read."
585
00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,399
Seriously?!
586
00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:55,037
Poor Brick.
587
00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:57,506
I can't believe he
didn't get valedictorian.
588
00:19:57,508 --> 00:19:59,141
Think he's still at school?
589
00:19:59,143 --> 00:20:00,609
Shouldn't he be home by now?
590
00:20:00,611 --> 00:20:02,210
I hope he's okay.
591
00:20:02,212 --> 00:20:05,914
Maybe we should check. Just one more time.
592
00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:07,349
[sighs]
593
00:20:07,351 --> 00:20:08,817
Oh, no. He's at Mayfield Park.
594
00:20:08,819 --> 00:20:11,286
That's where he goes when
he's feeling down about stuff.
595
00:20:11,288 --> 00:20:12,588
Aw.
596
00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,623
597
00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:27,035
Congratulations.
598
00:20:27,037 --> 00:20:29,738
If it couldn't be me,
then I'm glad it's you.
599
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,106
For what?
600
00:20:31,108 --> 00:20:32,407
Never mind.
601
00:20:34,744 --> 00:20:37,546
Cindy, you know that thing
you said before the test?
602
00:20:37,548 --> 00:20:40,882
Did you mean it, or was it just a tactic?
603
00:20:40,884 --> 00:20:42,017
Oh, I meant it.
604
00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:44,186
I'm incapable of saying
something I don't mean.
605
00:20:44,188 --> 00:20:46,421
Look on page seven of my IEP...
606
00:20:46,423 --> 00:20:48,557
incapable of irony, overly literal...
607
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,225
right below flat of affect.
608
00:20:50,227 --> 00:20:53,662
And I have trouble focusing
on non-preferred activities.
609
00:20:53,664 --> 00:20:54,663
Wow.
610
00:20:54,665 --> 00:20:56,565
I can't believe we found each other.
611
00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:58,133
I love you, Brick.
612
00:20:58,135 --> 00:21:00,035
I love you, Cindy.
613
00:21:00,037 --> 00:21:02,070
614
00:21:04,173 --> 00:21:06,074
So, is that an official diagnosis?
615
00:21:06,076 --> 00:21:08,176
Yes. It's a 9B37.
616
00:21:08,178 --> 00:21:09,111
Ah.
617
00:21:09,113 --> 00:21:11,513
I'm a 5A62, but very borderline.
618
00:21:11,515 --> 00:21:15,250
I'm also a bit of a 6J48 but
not enough to be official.
619
00:21:15,252 --> 00:21:17,786
Really? I'm a little 6J48, too.
620
00:21:17,788 --> 00:21:19,221
No way!
621
00:21:19,223 --> 00:21:20,789
You know, I thought I sensed that,
622
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:22,491
but I didn't want to be presumptuous.
623
00:21:22,493 --> 00:21:27,493
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